Se otean reformas

Aún no se ha publicado el compendio de reformas ortográficas de la lengua española, pero lo que la prensa ha avanzado ya basta para ver que este paso es uno que no se debe tomar por el bien de todos los hispanoparlantes. Gente de diferentes países ya han dejado clara su postura en contra de estos cambios y yo me sumo a ellos.

Es cierto que algunas cosas sí son normas necesarias y lógicas, como la supresión de la ese final de las siglas mas otras muchas, como el cambio en el número de sílabas de algunas palabras no tienen sentido alguno.

El Colloquium ya ha comenzado la ronda de debates sobre dichas reformas y poco a poco iré describiendo con más exactitud mi posición, que por la pinta que tienen las cosas, es absolutamente contraria a la opinión de las academias.

My Final Fantasy roster for Dissidia Duodecem!

FUCK YEAH!! I've been planning to write this article for ages! I've even read some other Dissidia wishes, and what I found out is that many of us Dissidia and Final Fantasy fans pretty much agree in our predictions/hopes. SO! At first, I thought three characters from each game would be enough, but after taking a look at some other blogs, I realized that not only I wanted for them to include more, but also that three would be unsatisfying and not enough. Absolutely NOT! Then, I feel two villains and two heroes is the least we can expect. I am aaware that this is not going to be done, but I have enough freedom to dream and fancy. And now, let's go directly to meet my guys.

FINAL FANTASY

Heroes

- The first instalment really has a lot to offer. The Warrior of Light sure is cool, but maybe a little more magic would rock too. I used to think Sarda was cool, but then it dawned on me that he's an 8-bit theater character rather than a FF one. Sad truth, so I would find it nice if Matoya lended a hand to Mr. Warrior of Light. Or maybe princess Sara.

Villains

- Garland is a must, mainly because he's the bad guy. Now, you want to add one more. Okay, no problem. There's this pirate guy and the Dark Elf. I think the Dark Elf would be more convinient, but I'd rather have someone with a more complex personality. Anyway, you know, first instalment. Good try (I enjoyed it! A lot! I swear!).

FINAL FANTASY II

Heroes

- This decides it!: Firion rocks hard! I personally believe his ex burst in Dissidia is a WOOOOOOOOOOW. And the voice is great too. But who could be the other one? Maybe Josef (that cadaver!?)? Minwu, the whitemystickmageknight? No way! Maria mustbe the chosen one, not only for "emo" reasons I'll soon explain, but also because she's probably the most active character in the party: she always has something to say or argue about. Guy? BEG THY PARDON, SIR? He just doesn't belong in Dissidia (not even in FFII, almost). Well, Gordon would be nice too. Not a bad idea. O_o You guys can imagine Hilda fighting o_O?

Villains

- The Emperor would be the first one, no doubt. And I am pretty sure most people would choose Leon, but I don't like him that much. He is the best choice, anyhow, for I can't think of any other who are really a hindrance for the heroes' party.

FINAL FANTASY III

Heroes

- Oh, the Onion Knight is just too cute and adorable!! But other hero is needed. Why not desch? Or a former Hero of Light. Yeah, those dead thingies that dwell in the shadows along with Cloud of Darkness? But I would really love to see a Doga/Unei team, just like the Ice Climbers in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Wouldn't it be peechy to see their ex burst!?

Villains

- Cloud of Darkness is the bad girl and one of my favs. She is sexy, her voice is sexy and she is sexy again, even if you're gay or a straight girl. She's too cool to be true. The other bad guy? Xande, probably, but he doesn't have half the style CoD does.

FINAL FANTASY IV

Heroes

- Cecil and Kain. We had no choice to choose. I would have opted for Rydia and her summons, but our time is up here.

Villains

- Golbez is not that bad in the end, but there is no other room for him but to be a bad guy in Dissidia Duodecem. Zemus is the other true option for this. Not much more to say. THE DARK ELF APPEARS IN THIS GAME TOO! And to think you wanted him out as a FFI villain! You heartless monster...

FINAL FANTASY V

Heroes

- Bartz for the win! I love him! He's great, and I can't think of the new abilities he may copy without getting an orgasm. This is going to be his game. And this game also intruces the best videogame lesbian ever! Fuck yeah, Faris is a MUST!!! everybody is asking for her to be in this game. PLUS, her clothes are gonna rock hard, babes! She's the one!

Villains

- I'm not going to talk much about Exdeath, and I don't really know who could be introduced as the other bad guy. I don't like to think (and I don't think at all -in the good sense-) that Gilgamesh is going to be the other bad guy. He's not even bad. He's a clown. Poor devil. I'd say Gogo, the mime boss, should be chosen.

FINAL FANTASY VI

Heroes

- I haven't actually played this game, so I won't venture on electing one or the other. I liked Celes, but haven't played much with her.

Villains

- Same here. I battled Ultros once, but I've heard there's not much more to choose from (I thought I needn't mention Kefka, Geez!).

FINAL FANTASY VII

Heroes

- This one's easy: Cloud and Zack. HE and only HE is the TRUE HE-ro of the game. I like Zack a lot. His was a sorrowful death v_v. I mourn in silence every morning because of that. But still he should have been chosen instead of that Tifa girl. So-called lesbian Tifa girl ¬¬.

Villains

- Sephiroth and Genesis, what a bunch of cocksuckers! Oops! I've seen "Muriel's wedding" too many times. I meant those two are plain crazy. They're mad, but they're the good choices. Angeal would stand for a rather emo plot involving Zack.

FINAL FANTASY VIII

Heroes

- Never played it. Guilty! Sorry, guys, but I'm not that interested on Squall. Not yet. Could Rinoa fit in here?

Villains

- Seifer is a villain, right? There you are, the witch and his bodyguard!

FINAL FANTASY IX

Heroes

- Moooost people want Garnet to be the second heroine, but I say beatrix is the best mate for Zidane.

Villain

- Again, hard to tell. Kuja is a must, but I don't think Garland could fit here too. Necron is too big too. I'd go for a smaller version of the Necron, yeah.

FINAL FANTASY X

Heroes

- No, guys. You are wrong. What could Yuna do for an attack? Stop the game for a summoning? They don't even do HP damage in the game! Lulu is cool, but cannot be in either. Sad truth, but I'd like to see Waka on the arena.

Villains

- Hoho, well met, mr. Seymour. I've always wanted to say this: how many times do I have to kill you? Yeah, I was surprised to not have heard that in-game. Sad fact. Oh, Jecht, I forgot, you're not the bad guy, but your style is cool. Welcome aboard.

FINAL FANTASY XI

Heroes

- I have no fucking idea. I didn't even think someone like Shantotto could fit in!

Villains

- Same here! What a shame.

FINAL FANTASY XII

Heroes

- Helloooooooo!! Vaan should be fighting together with Balthier, but I guess I wouldn't like Balthier's style. He'd have cool quotes (he's hot in a twisted kind of way), but not his style. I propose Ashe instead. I like her.

Villains

- Well, I haven't finished the game YET, so don't go screwing around. I'll choose when the time is right, but if it urges you to know, I think Gabranth is neat.

FINAL FANTASY XIII

Heroes

- Of course, Cl... Lightning has to be in the game. Who else? I don't thing Hope would stand it. I'd choose Snow. I don't like Fang.

Villain

- Well, that's interesting. As FFXIII had not been featured in the previous game, I think a villain has to appear in the Duodecem version. Thus, I think that Jihl and Yaag Rosch would be cool. Barthandelus? Way too big.

I dare nto speak of Final fantasy XIV for I haven't played it at all. Besides, I know little about the game, so it's a bad idea to talk about it. However, I would add at least one more arena from each game and more music, which was GREAT in the first one. I miss the old few-bit melodies. Would it be too much if they added some more?

I'll try to make this article look more decent some other day. Thanks for reading AND FARIS FOR THE WIN!!!

Las aventuras de Mara y Mauri

Mara y Mauri son empleada y jefe respectivamente. Mara comenzó a trabajar recientemente en una empresa y Mauri puso sus ojos sobre ella desde el primer momento. Sin duda, es su empleada favorita.

Poco a poco Mara ha conseguido hacerse un hueco entre sus compañeras, que la tratan con cariño y alegría, mas cada vez que se encuentra con Mauri, saltan chispas de emoción y comedia.

Para no perderos ninguno de los capítulos de este turbulento romance, estad atentos al desarrollo de la historia en este mismo bitácora.

From Gijón with love

Creo que me repito en el título, pero no pasa nada. Desde Gijón lanzo un mensaje un tanto inclasificable. En cualquier caso, sobrevivo por estar astures tierras entre el trabajo y el calor, aunque esto último mine fuertemente mis fuerzas.

En fin, nada que temer. Supongo que después de esta noche de ánimos tórridos por el partido de España, todo lo que venga del cielo serán meras brisas marinas. Dios bendiga el aliento de las mareas.

Os vuelvo a recordar que podéis seguir nuestra actividad profesional en www.elcomercio.tv. Y ya que os ponéis, visitad www.elcomerciodigital.com, que las chicas del digital trabajan mucho. ¡Que sus esfuerzos valgan de algo!

Adiós con el corazón

En menos de 24 horas pondré rumbo a Gijón, donde tendré que desempeñar mis prácticas de verano en El Comercio, periódico local. Espero que podáis seguir mis avances en la página del diario (www.elcomerciodigital.com), aunque procuraré estar en contacto a través de internet. En cuanto pueda, estaré de vuelta con vosotros. Un beso.

Fin de mi partida

Más que de mi partida, de la primera fase, ya que el curso se apaga y un día de éstos vengo con la buena nueva, la eu angelion, jeje. Por el momento, tengo algo más de tiempo y puedo meterle caña a la XBOX, que tiene ahí cuatro juegos que tengo que terminar. Ahora mismo le estoy dando al FFXIII, que son unas 50 horas y aún me quedan 25, ¡y no me la puedo llevar en verano a Asturias! Total, ahí estoy yo, peleando con mi Lightning intentando descubrir su misión y ayudar a esa misteriosa chica llamada Serah. Bueno, que en el fondo es su *******. ¡Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja! En fin, ya me callo. Ya os contaré cómo va y si puedo meter horas a uno de los tres que me quedan, que son la sensual y bailarina Bayonetta, el más que deseado heredero de su línea Tales of Vesperia y el desconocido (para mí y por ahora) Magna Carta II. Sin contar con los de Wii (Muramasa, Super Mario Galaxy 2) y los que van a venir (Etrian Odyssey 3, el Tales de Wii, Golden Sun 3...) y los que esperan en la PS2 que me han dejado (Kingdom Hearts, FFXII y medio millar más), tengo un retraso de diez quilómetros. ¡Y todo por culpa de este máster asesino! Bueno, a darles caña.

P.D.: ¡Coño, se me olvidan los juegos de PSP! -_- No doy abasto xD.

Que no estoy muerto, que estaba de parranda

Eso mismo, que no estoy muerto. Ni mucho menos. Lo que pasa es que ahora mismo estoy pasando los momentos de entrea de trabajos en el máster, que se suman a la montaña de horas que he tenido que estar metiendo estos meses. Lo que sí vengo a deciros es que tengo nuevas acerca del verano, y es que me mandan a Gijón de prácticas, quién sabe si a la televsión o a la radio (Punto Radio Asturias, para quien quiera sintonizarlo en internet), así que si algún jugón aficionado a este bitácora (un poco dejado de la mano de Dios XD), que no se corte que iré a machacarlo a la Wii, a la PSP, a la DS, a la XBOX o a lo que haga falta.

Por lo demás, no os apuréis, que sigo creando vídeos para subir (por ahora sólo del Dissidia, ya lo siento) con todo mi amor y M2Hero ya me increpa y humilla por el messenger (¡chinchaos, que yo tengo su dirección y vosotros nooo, ñaña ñañaña!) por no seguir poniendo los artículos de la historia de los videojuegos, ergo presión no falta y el proecto no va a decaer (aún, muajajajajajajaja).

Más noticias pronto.