viernes, 17 de septiembre de 2010

My Final Fantasy roster for Dissidia Duodecem!

FUCK YEAH!! I've been planning to write this article for ages! I've even read some other Dissidia wishes, and what I found out is that many of us Dissidia and Final Fantasy fans pretty much agree in our predictions/hopes. SO! At first, I thought three characters from each game would be enough, but after taking a look at some other blogs, I realized that not only I wanted for them to include more, but also that three would be unsatisfying and not enough. Absolutely NOT! Then, I feel two villains and two heroes is the least we can expect. I am aaware that this is not going to be done, but I have enough freedom to dream and fancy. And now, let's go directly to meet my guys.

FINAL FANTASY

Heroes

- The first instalment really has a lot to offer. The Warrior of Light sure is cool, but maybe a little more magic would rock too. I used to think Sarda was cool, but then it dawned on me that he's an 8-bit theater character rather than a FF one. Sad truth, so I would find it nice if Matoya lended a hand to Mr. Warrior of Light. Or maybe princess Sara.

Villains

- Garland is a must, mainly because he's the bad guy. Now, you want to add one more. Okay, no problem. There's this pirate guy and the Dark Elf. I think the Dark Elf would be more convinient, but I'd rather have someone with a more complex personality. Anyway, you know, first instalment. Good try (I enjoyed it! A lot! I swear!).

FINAL FANTASY II

Heroes

- This decides it!: Firion rocks hard! I personally believe his ex burst in Dissidia is a WOOOOOOOOOOW. And the voice is great too. But who could be the other one? Maybe Josef (that cadaver!?)? Minwu, the whitemystickmageknight? No way! Maria mustbe the chosen one, not only for "emo" reasons I'll soon explain, but also because she's probably the most active character in the party: she always has something to say or argue about. Guy? BEG THY PARDON, SIR? He just doesn't belong in Dissidia (not even in FFII, almost). Well, Gordon would be nice too. Not a bad idea. O_o You guys can imagine Hilda fighting o_O?

Villains

- The Emperor would be the first one, no doubt. And I am pretty sure most people would choose Leon, but I don't like him that much. He is the best choice, anyhow, for I can't think of any other who are really a hindrance for the heroes' party.

FINAL FANTASY III

Heroes

- Oh, the Onion Knight is just too cute and adorable!! But other hero is needed. Why not desch? Or a former Hero of Light. Yeah, those dead thingies that dwell in the shadows along with Cloud of Darkness? But I would really love to see a Doga/Unei team, just like the Ice Climbers in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Wouldn't it be peechy to see their ex burst!?

Villains

- Cloud of Darkness is the bad girl and one of my favs. She is sexy, her voice is sexy and she is sexy again, even if you're gay or a straight girl. She's too cool to be true. The other bad guy? Xande, probably, but he doesn't have half the style CoD does.

FINAL FANTASY IV

Heroes

- Cecil and Kain. We had no choice to choose. I would have opted for Rydia and her summons, but our time is up here.

Villains

- Golbez is not that bad in the end, but there is no other room for him but to be a bad guy in Dissidia Duodecem. Zemus is the other true option for this. Not much more to say. THE DARK ELF APPEARS IN THIS GAME TOO! And to think you wanted him out as a FFI villain! You heartless monster...

FINAL FANTASY V

Heroes

- Bartz for the win! I love him! He's great, and I can't think of the new abilities he may copy without getting an orgasm. This is going to be his game. And this game also intruces the best videogame lesbian ever! Fuck yeah, Faris is a MUST!!! everybody is asking for her to be in this game. PLUS, her clothes are gonna rock hard, babes! She's the one!

Villains

- I'm not going to talk much about Exdeath, and I don't really know who could be introduced as the other bad guy. I don't like to think (and I don't think at all -in the good sense-) that Gilgamesh is going to be the other bad guy. He's not even bad. He's a clown. Poor devil. I'd say Gogo, the mime boss, should be chosen.

FINAL FANTASY VI

Heroes

- I haven't actually played this game, so I won't venture on electing one or the other. I liked Celes, but haven't played much with her.

Villains

- Same here. I battled Ultros once, but I've heard there's not much more to choose from (I thought I needn't mention Kefka, Geez!).

FINAL FANTASY VII

Heroes

- This one's easy: Cloud and Zack. HE and only HE is the TRUE HE-ro of the game. I like Zack a lot. His was a sorrowful death v_v. I mourn in silence every morning because of that. But still he should have been chosen instead of that Tifa girl. So-called lesbian Tifa girl ¬¬.

Villains

- Sephiroth and Genesis, what a bunch of cocksuckers! Oops! I've seen "Muriel's wedding" too many times. I meant those two are plain crazy. They're mad, but they're the good choices. Angeal would stand for a rather emo plot involving Zack.

FINAL FANTASY VIII

Heroes

- Never played it. Guilty! Sorry, guys, but I'm not that interested on Squall. Not yet. Could Rinoa fit in here?

Villains

- Seifer is a villain, right? There you are, the witch and his bodyguard!

FINAL FANTASY IX

Heroes

- Moooost people want Garnet to be the second heroine, but I say beatrix is the best mate for Zidane.

Villain

- Again, hard to tell. Kuja is a must, but I don't think Garland could fit here too. Necron is too big too. I'd go for a smaller version of the Necron, yeah.

FINAL FANTASY X

Heroes

- No, guys. You are wrong. What could Yuna do for an attack? Stop the game for a summoning? They don't even do HP damage in the game! Lulu is cool, but cannot be in either. Sad truth, but I'd like to see Waka on the arena.

Villains

- Hoho, well met, mr. Seymour. I've always wanted to say this: how many times do I have to kill you? Yeah, I was surprised to not have heard that in-game. Sad fact. Oh, Jecht, I forgot, you're not the bad guy, but your style is cool. Welcome aboard.

FINAL FANTASY XI

Heroes

- I have no fucking idea. I didn't even think someone like Shantotto could fit in!

Villains

- Same here! What a shame.

FINAL FANTASY XII

Heroes

- Helloooooooo!! Vaan should be fighting together with Balthier, but I guess I wouldn't like Balthier's style. He'd have cool quotes (he's hot in a twisted kind of way), but not his style. I propose Ashe instead. I like her.

Villains

- Well, I haven't finished the game YET, so don't go screwing around. I'll choose when the time is right, but if it urges you to know, I think Gabranth is neat.

FINAL FANTASY XIII

Heroes

- Of course, Cl... Lightning has to be in the game. Who else? I don't thing Hope would stand it. I'd choose Snow. I don't like Fang.

Villain

- Well, that's interesting. As FFXIII had not been featured in the previous game, I think a villain has to appear in the Duodecem version. Thus, I think that Jihl and Yaag Rosch would be cool. Barthandelus? Way too big.

I dare nto speak of Final fantasy XIV for I haven't played it at all. Besides, I know little about the game, so it's a bad idea to talk about it. However, I would add at least one more arena from each game and more music, which was GREAT in the first one. I miss the old few-bit melodies. Would it be too much if they added some more?

I'll try to make this article look more decent some other day. Thanks for reading AND FARIS FOR THE WIN!!!

2 comentarios:

Luxord dijo...

Para el XII quedarían bien Balthier/Basch y Fran.

Y para el resto, lo veo jodido con los malos. Y lo malo de los buenos es que hay demasiados como para elegir uno solo.

Alex dijo...

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